Ummm...is it me??
I was looking through the Brookstone catalog at work the other day, when on page 5 i saw this:
Spot Personal Massagers
Ahhh...our Spot personal massagers really hit the spot. Handheld and rechargeable, Spot personal massagers from Brookstone are perfect for soothing away tension and rejuvenating your body anytime you need it. With one of these handheld massagers, you can focus in on sore muscles, pamper tired feet or deliver three adjustable levels of vibration to any part of your body. Rechargeable batteries and an ergonomic shape enable comfortable single-handed operation with no cord to hold you back. Spot personal massagers are available in three colors and run up to 40 minutes on a single charge.
Order one of Brookstone’s Spot handheld personal massagers today to feel more relaxed and like yourself again...maybe even better.
Is it me or does anyone else think it looks like something out of Athenas?? I dunno, maybe my mind was in the gutter but as soon as i saw it i laughed. Then i read the description. Yup, my mind is still there. The description makes it sound even better than some of my *ahem*... toys. C'mon, its rechargeable and the battery lasts 40 minutes!! Anyways, i decided to do a little investigating on this product on their website, and read some of the customer reviews. Haha! Allow me to share with you.
Customer #1 said: "it is awesome. the high speed should be stronger though. needs more horsepower"
hmmm....couldn't quite hit the "spot" eh?!
Customer #2 said: "Make sure it is always charged and ready to go. Great by yourself or with a partner massaging your tired muscles."
yes, having a partner help could improve and excite certain aspects of your intimacy. I agree!
Customer #3 said: "Works well, does the job, can be used over and over!"
Reusable is important and environmentally friendly!
And my personal favorite,
Customer #4 said: "could have a rotating head"
I kid you not, someone actually said that.
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10 comments:
sometimes you have to call a spade a spade - and that, is for sure NOT a spade...it's a vibrator!
LMAO!!! That last one is hilarious!
OMG! This just made my morning, glad I wasn't drinking anything, lol
I can't help but think of a Sex in the City episode where Samantha returns hers b/c it was...ahem. Defective.
I think it was this week that an Oprah viewer was sent home with a toy, of sorts. You know if Oprah is endorsing vibrators, it's gettin' serious!
ROFL! I could imagine what hubby would be thinking if I ordered a "personal massager" like that.
there is something very wrong with that, very, very wrong
Too funny, but not icky because it comes from Brookstone, right? Right?!
that is hysterical. of COURSE it is a vibrator! LOL
That, my friend, is SUCH a vibrator!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! thanks for sharing!
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